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Best way to find the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
Make an imaginary one
#FUKRELASHIONSHIPS
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Im not mad at u im jst not happy with u
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You tell me im not good enough, you tell me im nothing ,u tell me im trash:( but NOW u ask me out , NOW after u say all those things nd make me feel like killing myself NOW!!!! I may be born on a Friday but not last Friday. In the words of Marylyn Monroe “if ur gonna be a 2 face bitch at least make one of them pretty”. In the wirds of TIM BRAZIEL “GO FUK URSELF WHORE”
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Jst 4 u april
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“San Francisco belongs to gays, old Chinese ladies and hipsters. Everyone who loves plaid and leafy greens.”
Guy Branum’s “No More Mr. Nice Gay” segment from Totally Biased. I couldn’t quite bring myself to root against the Niners, but Branum’s commentary on the homophobia a few of the team’s players displayed in the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl is spot-on and hilarious.
This is funny
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Some things start boring but end up so fun
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